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Shiznut
Oct 17, 2005 2:56:08 GMT -5
Post by Typhoon on Oct 17, 2005 2:56:08 GMT -5
*Shouts across Pacific.* CAN I HAVE MY SOUTH CHINA SEA BACK NOW?!!?
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Shiznut
Oct 18, 2005 2:34:38 GMT -5
Post by Flameclaw on Oct 18, 2005 2:34:38 GMT -5
*Sets several cruisers after Dirk on a search & destroy mission* LEAVE OUR OCEANS AND SEAS ALONE!!!!!
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Shiznut
Oct 18, 2005 2:48:02 GMT -5
Post by Typhoon on Oct 18, 2005 2:48:02 GMT -5
*Sends four submarines to help Flameclaw.*
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Shiznut
Oct 18, 2005 18:43:27 GMT -5
Post by Dirk Thornclaw on Oct 18, 2005 18:43:27 GMT -5
Grr. Fine then, it's war! *uses battleships to hold off attack while building new subs and battleships* Other members! Rally to my cause! Anyone who wants to join my side will get free chicken wings every Friday night!
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Shiznut
Oct 18, 2005 20:43:43 GMT -5
Post by Typhoon on Oct 18, 2005 20:43:43 GMT -5
We give you free beer, chicken wings, and live football telecasts every Sunday and Monday! *Sends aircraft carrier and 2 destroyers into battle.*
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Shiznut
Oct 19, 2005 0:02:15 GMT -5
Post by archerpaw on Oct 19, 2005 0:02:15 GMT -5
**Archerpaw puts on his bushy eyebrows, and says**
"Ahem, Now, as my contribution to the war effort, fighting for free beer, Chicken wings, and live footy on the telly every sunday, I will now bombard the enemy's radio frequecies with the most monotonous speech ever written by mankind....... How introducing free beer and chicken wings will help Australia's economy."
**Commences Speech**
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Shiznut
Oct 19, 2005 1:22:44 GMT -5
Post by Typhoon on Oct 19, 2005 1:22:44 GMT -5
*Butts in while sending two cruisers and another 4 submarines into battle, and also making more destroyers in his imagination.* The bill for the beer and chicken will be entirely footed by the Convieniently Charitable Association of Breweries and Poultry Farmers. (CCABPF)
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Shiznut
Oct 19, 2005 6:27:22 GMT -5
Post by Flameclaw on Oct 19, 2005 6:27:22 GMT -5
*sends another five cruisers and three torpedo boats, the second with a top speed of 230kph* Not only that, but we'll also provide compeltely free scrap metal for building your personal fleet
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Shiznut
Oct 19, 2005 7:45:55 GMT -5
Post by Typhoon on Oct 19, 2005 7:45:55 GMT -5
*Sends three newly commisioned destroyers and a carrier, closely followed by a battleship and two submarines.*
WAR NEWS
Total troops committed: Coalition: 12 Cruisers, 3 torpedo boats, 2 aircraft carriers, ten submarines, 5 destroyers, and Archerpaw's boring speech. Dirk: Unknown number of battleships.
WAR OVER BY CHRISTMAS?
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Shiznut
Oct 19, 2005 21:49:34 GMT -5
Post by Flameclaw on Oct 19, 2005 21:49:34 GMT -5
*sends off three newly completed neuclear submarines, two aircraft carriers and five super dreadnaughts.*
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Shiznut
Oct 19, 2005 22:06:10 GMT -5
Post by archerpaw on Oct 19, 2005 22:06:10 GMT -5
** Raises little green army-men in his secret laboratory**
In addition, to my charismatic oritory skills, bringing feelings of despair and boredom upon the Ememys' forces, I will contribute ultra special forces troops to the coalition, and some Anzac biscuits my mummy made for me.
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Shiznut
Oct 20, 2005 20:29:42 GMT -5
Post by Typhoon on Oct 20, 2005 20:29:42 GMT -5
*Sends two torpedo boats, two battleships, and three destroyers.*
WAR UPDATE
Total troops committed: Coalition: 12 Cruisers, 5 torpedo boats, 4 aircraft carriers, ten submarines, 8 destroyers, 3 battleships, Anzac biscuits, 3 nuclear subs, 5 super dreadnoughts, little green army men, and Archerpaw's boring speech. Dirk: Unknown number of battleships.
WAR OVER BY DECEMBER?
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Shiznut
Oct 20, 2005 21:02:41 GMT -5
Post by Dirk Thornclaw on Oct 20, 2005 21:02:41 GMT -5
*unleashes naval force he's been building all this time, consisting off 8 destroyers, 7 battleships, 6 submarines, 5 cruisers, 4 aircraft carries (complete with dozens of squads of fighter planes), 3 of the best naval generals in the world, 2 top-secret plans and a partridge in a pear tree* And that's only the first convoy. *opens three new plants to build vessels, and sets up several naval bases on islands in the pacific, all with modern defense equipment* *also plants mines all over the ocean* WAR OVER BY 2010?
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Shiznut
Oct 21, 2005 3:04:45 GMT -5
Post by Flameclaw on Oct 21, 2005 3:04:45 GMT -5
*Sends off the new convoy that the secret plant on the west coast of New Zeland had just completed, consisting of one high speed oil tanker, three fast transports, five dreadnoughts, seven destroyers, three desil subs and three nuclear subs, three aircraft carriers and two torpedo boats. A force capible of taking an island and creating a base. Alternatively, it can stay on the sea for over 3 years unsupported and it is capible of complete independance from any other naval force.*
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Shiznut
Oct 23, 2005 5:11:37 GMT -5
Post by Typhoon on Oct 23, 2005 5:11:37 GMT -5
*Sends in a secret fleet which he bought from a Canadian businessman before the war, consisting of all the ships Dirk just mentioned.*
WAR OVER BY NEXT CENTURY?[/u]
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Shiznut
Oct 24, 2005 20:44:20 GMT -5
Post by Dirk Thornclaw on Oct 24, 2005 20:44:20 GMT -5
*gives command for captains of several ships of Typh and Flame's fleet to begin firing on their own ships, as part of his subterfuge plan*
*also launches heat-seeking fenceposts on enemy plants and bases*
WAR OVER BY NEXT MILLENIUM?
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Shiznut
Oct 25, 2005 1:45:28 GMT -5
Post by Typhoon on Oct 25, 2005 1:45:28 GMT -5
*gets pissed and surrenders before anyone of his fleet gets killed.*
WAR OVER BY NEXT WEDNESDAY?
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Shiznut
Oct 27, 2005 1:52:33 GMT -5
Post by Flameclaw on Oct 27, 2005 1:52:33 GMT -5
ARGHH!!!! I posted two times and neither time did it actually get posted!!!!!!!
What I said both times was, basicly, that my seamen took control back from the renegade captains and I gave out promotions and everyone was inspired ect, ect. The remaining people that were faithful to Dirk surrendered and they were spared and set free again, though they are under surveilance.
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Shiznut
Oct 27, 2005 2:13:53 GMT -5
Post by Typhoon on Oct 27, 2005 2:13:53 GMT -5
Ah well...
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Shiznut
Oct 28, 2005 2:11:51 GMT -5
Post by Flameclaw on Oct 28, 2005 2:11:51 GMT -5
So are you surrendering now you've got a loyal navy?
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