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Post by Flameclaw on Feb 7, 2006 4:00:40 GMT -5
*Tom Bombadil appears and Flame snatches the ring off Tom and throws it to Mattak as he crowbars Tom.* Catch it Mattak, I'd like to crowbar a Nazgul!
*Looks shocked as the crowbar starts changing from a crowbar to a boa constrictor to a pinch bar to a wooden staff to a crowbar to a hot chick in a bikini to an evening dress hanging on a shop dummy to a giant needle to a vertical plate of Kentucky fried chicken to a mushroom like what he ate a few moments ago.* So that's why those pink armour plated things are are all around me on blue flamingoes *said the wildcat before he passed out*
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Post by Typhoon on Feb 7, 2006 9:00:23 GMT -5
Whoa... You guys are crazy... As if I haven't stated the obvious often enough.
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Post by Ffasma Doomsday on Feb 7, 2006 20:33:44 GMT -5
*Attacks Flame* FWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGALOOGACHUCHUCHUU!
Pikachu...
POKEMON! *Dance* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Flameclaw on Feb 7, 2006 23:30:27 GMT -5
*Is high on magic mushrooms and doesn't feel a thing as he waves his crowbar around randomly and shouts,*
LOOK, THERE'S A DRAGON, NO WAIT, IT'S AN ELEPHANT, NO.. CAN'T THE WORLD STAY THE SAME!!!!! ARGHHHHHHH!!!!! MY CROWBAR IS A STATUE OF FFIASMA!!!!! HE... OH, IT'S A CROWBAR AGIAN!!!! YAY!!!!!!
*Runs around smashing all the strange shapechanging beasts with his carpet python, no, his giant sewing needle.*
*Throws up and then everything slowly starts getting back to normal*
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Post by Mattak on Feb 8, 2006 22:39:36 GMT -5
*Now in the possession of his Ring of Power, he stops the Nazgul from pursuing him. They all turn around and chase Ffasma, guarded from anything too God mody. Mattak laughs, but stops as he is whacked head over heels by a giant mutant dandelion.
"Ooooooooooooooow..."
Get's up and gets whacked again... and again... and again and again until Mattak summons the balrog to burn up the evil plant blob thing. The balrog disappears, but the dandelion mutant thing spaws into a new one, releases its blowy seed thingys, and almost instantly, about 20 more grow out of the ground.
"Oh crap..."*
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Post by Ffasma Doomsday on Feb 9, 2006 20:38:38 GMT -5
*Steals Flame's crowbar/sewing needle/sewer rat.* MWOOO HOOO HOO! *Hops up and down*
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Post by Flameclaw on Feb 11, 2006 3:46:41 GMT -5
*Wakes up from his stupor and starts searching for some more mushrooms.*
*Gets completely floored by a mutant dandilion and so he cries out to an old friend... the giant Ballhog. The Ballhog comes running, a great beast weilding a giant ball that he bounces in front of him. The Ballhog's clothing was a loose, brightly coloured sports singlet and loose shorts. The Ballhog starts bouncing his giant ball on the ground and he runs straight through the mutant dandilions, throwing punches and kicks randomly at stems and fluffy heads, inflicting many fouls but stopping for no umpire.*
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Post by Ffasma Doomsday on Feb 15, 2006 21:03:01 GMT -5
Hey it looks
like
a cockatoo!
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Post by Flameclaw on Feb 19, 2006 23:18:29 GMT -5
*The seeds that were scattered by the mutant dandilions were fortunately infertile, one of the disadvanteges of being mutant. A dandilion tripped up the ballhog and then with perfect teamwork, another took the ball that was bouncing away from the dark beast. The enraged ballhog roared before he started smashing the dandilions to death. The blows of the dandilions went unheeded as he turned one dandilion into to a goey mash. The Ballhog snatched his ball and raising the deadly globe above his head, he smashed another dandilion in one blow. The goo of the destroyed dandilions combined and became a huge basketball player. The new player went unnoticed until he snatched the ball off the dark beast who was now smashing another dandilion. The Ballhog roared in anger and Flame blew on his whisle and shouted*
Foul on the Ballhog!! Return the ball!
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Post by Typhoon on Feb 20, 2006 7:39:40 GMT -5
*Runs around the thread with a 12 gauge blasting everything in sight, including dandelions and Ballhogs, whatever they are, while shouting in a bad Southern accent.* TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE!
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Post by Ffasma Doomsday on Feb 20, 2006 12:49:20 GMT -5
EVERYBODY HOLD IT!
*Waits for her whim to be acknowledged*
*Smacks anybody who doesn't listen...in advance.*
I now order that every post you make must be in rhyme (excluding this one right now 'cause I'm dictating my orders to you.)
GOT IT, FOOLS?
GOOD! ^_^
Go about your business, mortals...
In rhyme ^_~
*Almighty Powerful Lord of the Thread Not Really At All Actually But That's Ok, She Can Still Pretend Weeee Caps!*
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Post by Typhoon on Feb 21, 2006 7:41:10 GMT -5
*Smacks himself in advance so that he won't need to post in rhyme.*
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Post by Ffasma Doomsday on Feb 21, 2006 11:40:26 GMT -5
Awwwwww....
*pout*
*line dances*
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Post by Flameclaw on Feb 22, 2006 2:00:08 GMT -5
I don't think that Cyp is obeying her own command
It's kind of slack not to fulfill your demand
Especially when it's moronic
and it's hard like Muffin Plutonic
Cyp has really overstepped it this time and I'm going to smash her with my crowbar!!!!! *attacks Cyp with a crowbar*
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Post by Ffasma Doomsday on Feb 22, 2006 9:04:53 GMT -5
*Ducks*
My apologies, I just thought
That my rhyming idea was naught
And nobody would listen
But this idea was misgiven.
So refrain from smacking Cyp
She's not in the mood to fight...
Oh heck who's she kidding? *Leaps at Flame with a large pipe.*
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Post by Typhoon on Feb 22, 2006 9:22:15 GMT -5
*Smacks himself again because it's late and he has to go to school tomorrow.*
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Post by Flameclaw on Feb 23, 2006 4:25:46 GMT -5
Why am I trying to do this
It's stupid! That's what it is
Why am I doing this? *Swings at Cyp, leaving himself open to the attack that is coming at his shoulder, hard, but taking advantage of Cyp's openess.*
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Post by Typhoon on Feb 23, 2006 8:14:06 GMT -5
*See ^^*
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Post by Flameclaw on Feb 25, 2006 4:11:30 GMT -5
See what? that we're about to kill eachother?
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Post by Ffasma Doomsday on Feb 26, 2006 20:48:34 GMT -5
Proper RP-ing in this thread?
Pshaw that'll soon be dead!
*SMACKS YOU IN THE SCHNOZZZZZZZZ*
OOC: Have you realized that almost every active non-serious thread has been taken by us...?
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