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Post by Flameclaw on Apr 21, 2006 19:36:22 GMT -5
As the poisonberry juice ate away at Flame's skin and destroyed his nervous system, he would have smiled if he had nerves and lips to do that. He was a cat and had many more lives to use up..... lots and lots since he bought more off an office cat. Finally, the poisonberry had eaten through the cat's skull to his brain.
Reincarnating about five hundred meters up with a parachute and sniper rifle, Flame deployed the parachute, slowing his fall enought to make his aiming reliable. Using the infared ability of the scope, Flame aimed carefully at Private Ranjit's head, however an air pocket caused the parachute to drop two feet. Cursing his luck, Flame brought his eye back to the scope, but to his amazement, Ranjit was writhing on the ground in agony, clutching not at his ankle, where there was a pool of blood growing, but at his throat...
Flame landed and walking over to the now still weasel's body, he saw that the bullet to the ankle did kill Ranjit. However, he didn't get long to contemplate.........
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Post by ranjit on Apr 25, 2006 5:11:31 GMT -5
Ranjit jumped up and gnawed at Major Flame's leg biting it in half. The blood was spurting everywhere. "Mwahahahhaha."
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Post by Flameclaw on Apr 26, 2006 2:15:27 GMT -5
As he died of bloodloss, something came to Flame's dying mind...
A few seconds later, his dentally amputated leg leapt back into place and healed. Flame suddenly sat up and shouted with a huge smile, "I'm a Major now! Major Flameclaw!!!" In his joy, he didn't notice Private Ranjit until it was too late... He saw the beast leap for him and then it was all over. Ranjit lay with his throat torn out, bleeding all over the ground.
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Post by ranjit on Apr 26, 2006 5:03:31 GMT -5
"Oh no not the throat." Ranjit picked up his windpipe and snuck up behind Flameclaw and strangled him with it.
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Post by Flameclaw on Apr 26, 2006 23:53:39 GMT -5
Flame's RPer was really busy and wasn't even meant to be on the horde, so as soon as he died, he came back to life and smashed Ranjit's face in with a rather powerful paw.
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Post by ranjit on Apr 27, 2006 16:13:47 GMT -5
"ouch." Ranjit pulled a mike tyson and bit of flame's ear. Waiting for him to bleed.
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Post by Flameclaw on Apr 30, 2006 1:12:42 GMT -5
.......
Weren't you meant to auto and KILL me?
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Post by ranjit on Apr 30, 2006 6:12:57 GMT -5
oh yeah, and he bled to death. Sorry.
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Post by Legolas Greenleaf on May 1, 2006 17:39:38 GMT -5
Holy crap this is the most violent game I've ever seen in my life! I don't want to play though. No one kill me.
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Post by ranjit on May 1, 2006 20:28:54 GMT -5
Too late now. You posted. Ranjit threw a gernade at Legolas. It blew up and split Legolas into lots of small pieces.
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Post by Flameclaw on May 1, 2006 20:36:57 GMT -5
The ASIO agent watched on in horror as the two giant animals attacked eachother, constantly dying and coming back to life. The injuries were horrendous, but still the two beasts went at it. Suddenly, another animal came in, an otter. The cat had just been killed by an ear wound that bled like a hose, so the weasel threw a grenade that blew up the otter.
Suddenly, Bart realised that he had died a few times, and now he was standing there, looking on. He could kill and die and come back to life! He yelled at the top of his lungs and drew his twin Uzis and opened fire on the weasel. Once again, someone went down to the hail of lead that the automatic pistols spat.
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Post by ranjit on May 2, 2006 5:32:03 GMT -5
Ow! Ranjit stood up and grabbed Flameclaw and put him in between his massive pecs. He squeezed them together and squished Flames head (or whatever your name is)
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Post by Flameclaw on May 3, 2006 5:43:16 GMT -5
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Watching from space, an astronaught fell over with laughter at the weasel's move. Unfortunatley, he pulled the Nuke The World lever. Luckily, most of the nukes were older and didn't fire fully. But one... Just one hit the earth. Well, it didnt' really hit the earth. It hit a weasel who had massive pecs.*
Just one thing to say... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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Post by ranjit on May 3, 2006 20:24:40 GMT -5
Ranjit the cockroach looked around. The cockroaches were alive. "Time to take over the world." The cockroach lept into his advanced spaceship and blasted off into outer space. He went to pluto and sighted out his opponent. He launched a missle that said thanks. It killed the whole spaceship.
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Post by Flameclaw on May 4, 2006 3:23:57 GMT -5
The cockroach's spaceship had hardly left the docking bay before laughter rocked the building. Because of the eternal reincarnatiatory cycle that existed here, he had been reincarnated, albeit with a few useful skills for surviving in the new world that existed, covered in neuclear fallout. He now was immune to the effects of neuclear fallout, and more importantly, he could shrink and expand to suit his surroundings, and now he had shrank to the size of a cockroach. Then he planted a timed bomb on the cockroach's spaceship. Now, it had three seconds left. Now, only two, now one, now there was no cockroach or spaceship.
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Post by ranjit on May 4, 2006 5:19:56 GMT -5
The little dust particles then in a random happenstance formed together to become a prokaryotic cell. The little thing jumped oto flame's helmet and burrowed into his neck slowly evolving into a tapeworm that grew all the way into Flame's windpipe cutting off all air so he woud die.
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Post by Flameclaw on May 5, 2006 21:33:45 GMT -5
As Flame died, he fell over and snapped his neck over sideways on a stone. Because of this, his vertabrae had to slide around to get to their propper place, slashing the tapeworm to pieces.
Suddenly, Flame started coughing, with bloody peices of tapeworm coming out as he coughed and gagged.
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Post by ranjit on May 7, 2006 20:20:04 GMT -5
Ranjit headbutted Flame in the head and he killed him.
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Post by Flameclaw on May 10, 2006 3:04:37 GMT -5
Bart, the size changing secret agent decided that that weasel was being really annoying and killing the poor wildcat all the time, so he walked over and introduced himself,
"Hello, my name is Bartholemue Jenkins from the ASIO and I noticed that this place is full of killing and death. Now, most of the time, that's a bad thing, but since we seem to come back alive, it's actually quite fun. So now I've introduced myself, I'll kill you and you can introduce yourself after you've killed me."
Bart had to wonder how this was working and who he really was as he drew a colt .45 and shot the weasel in the head. He had no memories of anywhere else or any other life, but how could he just appear, with a name, ASIO agent card and his weapons.
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Post by ranjit on May 10, 2006 5:06:55 GMT -5
Ranjit died and then popped right back up. He wiped the blood off of his head and said"Hi, I'm Ranjit." He pulled out a curved sword and chopped Bart's head off.
OOC:What is ASIO?
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