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Post by Dirk Thornclaw on Dec 31, 2005 20:37:11 GMT -5
What does a Dirk do when it's bored? Survey! 1) If an asteroid was flying towards earth and there was no escape and you knew you were going to die, what colour would you paint your room?2) Are they called Post-it Notes or Stick 'ems?3) If you could automatically become fluent in one obscure African language, which one would you pick?4) CHICKLETS OR TIC TACS!?5) Why does my wrist hurt?6) How old are you not?7) Is it really a happy new year?8) Did you have a good old year?9) If we were to hold a cereal-a-thon contest to go for the world record of most cereal eaten in a 24 hour period, who of us would win?10) Would you ever consider having an online relationship?11) Would you rather be a cryptozoologist or a dentist?12) Will Cyp become the first ever Moogleologist?13) No, really, why does my wrist hurt?14) Pirates or ninjas?15) Is the Jimmy who cracked corn and didn't care and St Jimmy the same person?16) Are you still answering this stupid survey?17) Would you trust me with your life? 19) Where'd question 18 go?20) And why does my wrist hurt so bloody much!?
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Post by Typhoon on Dec 31, 2005 22:06:46 GMT -5
1) If an asteroid was flying towards earth and there was no escape and you knew you were going to die, what colour would you paint your room? White. Because it already is white and it will save time so I have more time to panic. 2) Are they called Post-it Notes or Stick 'ems? Stick 'em Notes. 3) If you could automatically become fluent in one obscure African language, which one would you pick? None. I'd invent my own where the word for crazy is Cyp. 4) CHICKLETS OR TIC TACS!? Tic Tacs. 5) Why does my wrist hurt? That's strange, so does mine! 6) How old are you not? 903. 7) Is it really a happy new year? No. 8) Did you have a good old year? See above. 9) If we were to hold a cereal-a-thn contest to go for the world record of most cereal eaten in a 24 hour period, who of us would win? Either you or Cyp. 10) Would you ever consider having an online relationship? It depends... on what you mean by relationship. 11) Would you rather be a cryptozoologist or a dentist? Dentist. 12) Will Cyp become the first ever Moogleologist? I don't know what it means, but by the sound of the word, she probably will. 13) No, really, why does my wrist hurt? You've got Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. 14) Pirates or ninjas? Ninja pirates! 15) Is the Jimmy who cracked corn and didn't care and St Jimmy the same person? Is there a St. Jimmy? 16) Are you still answering this stupid survey? Sadly, it seems like I am. 17) Would you trust me with your life? Would I be banned if I said no? 19) Where'd question 18 go? He popped out to the little questions room. 20) And why does my wrist hurt so bloody much!? Because it bleeding. That's why it's bloody.
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Post by vinxliyar on Jan 1, 2006 13:25:40 GMT -5
1) If an asteroid was flying towards earth and there was no escape and you knew you were going to die, what colour would you paint your room? First off, I'd make sure your fat ass was the first thing the asteroid hit and I wouldn't paint my room. I like it green. 2) Are they called Post-it Notes or Stick 'ems? DUDE, YOU WROTE THE IDEA FOR STICK 'EMS ON A POST-IT! 3) If you could automatically become fluent in one obscure African language, which one would you pick? Swahili. Cause... it's the only one I can think of. 4) CHICKLETS OR TIC TACS!? TIC TACS. Chicklets suck. 5) Why does my wrist hurt? What wrist? I thought I cut that off. 6) How old are you not? I am certainly not 68. 7) Is it really a happy new year? Your face isn't a happy new year, muffin. 8) Did you have a good old year? 2005 is NOT that old. 9) If we were to hold a cereal-a-thn contest to go for the world record of most cereal eaten in a 24 hour period, who of us would win? I would. Because I eat cereal for almost every meal. 10) Would you ever consider having an online relationship? Not with you, dickhead. And not with anyone for that matter. 11) Would you rather be a cryptozoologist or a dentist? Neither, that's a stupid question. 12) Will Cyp become the first ever Moogleologist? No. 13) No, really, why does my wrist hurt? I CUT IT OFF, IT DOESN'T HURT. 14) Pirates or ninjas? A ninja pirate. 15) Is the Jimmy who cracked corn and didn't care and St Jimmy the same person? No, dippoo. 16) Are you still answering this stupid survey? No, I'm definitely not. 17) Would you trust me with your life? Definitely NOT. 19) Where'd question 18 go? IT'S UP YOUR ASS. 20) And why does my wrist hurt so bloody much!? BECAUSE IT'S NOT THERE ANYMORE, IT'S IN MY CAT'S STOMACH, YOU HAVE NO WRIST! DICKHEAD!
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Post by Legolas Greenleaf on Jan 1, 2006 17:20:53 GMT -5
1) If an asteroid was flying towards earth and there was no escape and you knew you were going to die, what colour would you paint your room?- Purple! The best color ever! 2) Are they called Post-it Notes or Stick 'ems? Post it notes. Duh. 3) If you could automatically become fluent in one obscure African language, which one would you pick? wouldn't want to be fluent in an obscure african language. I'd rather be fluent in Elvish. 4) CHICKLETS OR TIC TACS!? TIC TACS!! GOSH!! 5) Why does my wrist hurt? No idea 6) How old are you not? 2,931. 7) Is it really a happy new year? Sure/ Whatever 8) Did you have a good old year? Sure. Whatever 9) If we were to hold a cereal-a-thn contest to go for the world record of most cereal eaten in a 24 hour period, who of us would win? Not me! Cereal, yuck! 10) Would you ever consider having an online relationship? (take that as a no) 11) Would you rather be a cryptozoologist or a dentist? The first one sounded cool so I'll take it. 12) Will Cyp become the first ever Moogleologist? It sounds weird, so yes. 13) No, really, why does my wrist hurt? Sorry pal, can't help you. 14) Pirates or ninjas? Ninjas are cool, but Pirates rock my socks. 15) Is the Jimmy who cracked corn and didn't care and St Jimmy the same person? Sure. Whatever. 16) Are you still answering this stupid survey? Yep. 17) Would you trust me with your life? No way bucko! 19) Where'd question 18 go? I ate it. 20) And why does my wrist hurt so bloody much!? Sure. Whatever.
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Post by Ffasma Doomsday on Jan 1, 2006 20:10:16 GMT -5
1) If an asteroid was flying towards earth and there was no escape and you knew you were going to die, what colour would you paint your room? Neon green 'cause everyone knows that meteors don't like stickers. 2) Are they called Post-it Notes or Stick 'ems? Stick 'ems sound way cooler. 3) If you could automatically become fluent in one obscure African language, which one would you pick? Either Swahili or that clicky one...you know where you click your tongue... 4) CHICKLETS OR TIC TACS!? CHICKLETS OF COURSE! TIC TACS SUCK! 5) Why does my wrist hurt? Because today is NOT your birthday 6) How old are you not? I am most certainly not Dirkteen years old 7) Is it really a happy new year? Yeah. 'course it is. ;D 8) Did you have a good old year? Actually '05 was awesome 9) If we were to hold a cereal-a-thn contest to go for the world record of most cereal eaten in a 24 hour period, who of us would win? Vinx. Of course. 10) Would you ever consider having an online relationship? Would I jump into a pit of lions? (You can probably decipher that to meaning "no") 11) Would you rather be a cryptozoologist or a dentist? cryptozoologist 'cause I know what a zoologist is and um...dentists cause pain. 12) Will Cyp become the first ever Moogleologist? HECK YES I WILL! ;D ;D 13) No, really, why does my wrist hurt? I wish I didn't hafta tell you this but It's not your birthday 14) Pirates or ninjas? Pirate who masquerade as ninjas on Saturdays and half of Tuesdays. 15) Is the Jimmy who cracked corn and didn't care and St Jimmy the same person? For all you know, he could be. I MEAN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAFTA QUESTION THINGS?! WHY CAN'T WE JUST BE?! 16) Are you still answering this stupid survey? What? No! Dude, I'm making me some strawberry pamcakes 17) Would you trust me with your life? Again, would I jump into a pit of lions? Actually Iunno...mebe... 19) Where'd question 18 go? Into my strawberry pamcakes, that's where. 20) And why does my wrist hurt so bloody much!? ;D FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY!
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Post by Durriac on Jan 3, 2006 16:33:59 GMT -5
1) If an asteroid was flying towards earth and there was no escape and you knew you were going to die, what colour would you paint your room? Invincible. So I wouldn't die. 2) Are they called Post-it Notes or Stick 'ems? Post it notes. Never heard of Stick 'ems. 3) If you could automatically become fluent in one obscure African language, which one would you pick? Swahili. 4) CHICKLETS OR TIC TACS!? Chickwhats? 5) Why does my wrist hurt? Becuase I ate it. 6) How old are you not? Pi. 7) Is it really a happy new year? As opposed to? 8) Did you have a good old year? Kinda yeah. 9) If we were to hold a cereal-a-thn contest to go for the world record of most cereal eaten in a 24 hour period, who of us would win? Good question.... Me? 10) Would you ever consider having an online relationship? lol 11) Would you rather be a cryptozoologist or a dentist? Cryptozoologist. I hate little kids. 12) Will Cyp become the first ever Moogleologist? Undoubtedly. 13) No, really, why does my wrist hurt? I...uh...ate it. I swear. 14) Pirates or ninjas? NINJAS! 15) Is the Jimmy who cracked corn and didn't care and St Jimmy the same person? ...maybe? 16) Are you still answering this stupid survey? 17) Would you trust me with your life? I'd trust something.... 19) Where'd question 18 go? To a secure...um...location. 20) And why does my wrist hurt so bloody much!? ALLRIGHT! I SOLD YOUR WRIST TO QUESTION #18 ON EBAY!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!
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Post by Punkablood on Jan 3, 2006 16:53:00 GMT -5
1) If an asteroid was flying towards earth and there was no escape and you knew you were going to die, what colour would you paint your room? Fuscha. 2) Are they called Post-it Notes or Stick 'ems? Post it notes. Or just Stickies. 3) If you could automatically become fluent in one obscure African language, which one would you pick? Yureberkentopian 4) CHICKLETS OR TIC TACS!?CHICKLETS HELLS YEAH 5) Why does my wrist hurt? Didn't you hurt it before? 6) How old are you not?2. 222. 2222222222. hehe. 7) Is it really a happy new year? Psht, i spent my new year home sick talking to Dirkles and Shady it rocked 8) Did you have a good old year? Pretty good. 9) If we were to hold a cereal-a-thn contest to go for the world record of most cereal eaten in a 24 hour period, who of us would win? ME BECAUSE MY COUSINS INVENTED IT AND I PARTICIPATED IN IT AND THEN TOLD YOU!!!Dude we didn't use milk either just out of the box like chips. 10) Would you ever consider having an online relationship? So Trevor, who were you thinking about when you wrote this question? *eyebrow raise* 11) Would you rather be a cryptozoologist or a dentist? Dentist. Cause Um... My sister has a crush on our dentist and he's 50. 12) Will Cyp become the first ever Moogleologist? Psht, of course she will 13) No, really, why does my wrist hurt? becuase I made a voodoo dall of you and broke it's wrist 8 times. 14) Pirates or ninjas?...BOTH 15) Is the Jimmy who cracked corn and didn't care and St Jimmy the same person? No no no. St Jimmy's not cracking corn he's coming down across the alleway up on the boulevard like a zipgun on parade. I would know. *Whatsername* 16) Are you still answering this stupid survey? Yupyup 17) Would you trust me with your life? ... Would you just kill me and then collect my life insurance... AGAIN? 19) Where'd question 18 go? In your pants with the grasshoppers and plutonium before they left. 20) And why does my wrist hurt so bloody much!? Cause. You overused it... um... umm... wristing yeah.
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Post by Shady on Jan 5, 2006 3:49:48 GMT -5
1) If an asteroid was flying towards earth and there was no escape and you knew you were going to die, what colour would you paint your room? Eatyoureyesout Blue. That friggin bright blue that's like... eatyoureyesout bright. Hence the name
2) Are they called Post-it Notes or Stick 'ems?
Stickies
3) If you could automatically become fluent in one obscure African language, which one would you pick?
I'd rather learn German
4) CHICKLETS OR TIC TACS!?
Tic Tacs
5) Why does my wrist hurt?
Because you fractured it
6) How old are you not?
Monkey. Hahahah! I'm so clever. Hahahaha!
7) Is it really a happy new year?
Not yet... but kinda... maybe (I'm so decisive)
8) Did you have a good old year?
More no than yes... sadly. But it ended real good.
9) If we were to hold a cereal-a-thn contest to go for the world record of most cereal eaten in a 24 hour period, who of us would win? Not me.
10) Would you ever consider having an online relationship?
I did consider it... and sometimes I'm tempted, but it would be rubbish.
11) Would you rather be a cryptozoologist or a dentist?
A soccer mom that turns her minivan into a ricer and drives it as such, and speaks to them in a different language, and.... yeah. I don't think I should have kids either. 12) Will Cyp become the first ever Moogleologist?
Heck yes.
13) No, really, why does my wrist hurt?
And then you were offline for a while...
14) Pirates or ninjas?
Pirates!
15) Is the Jimmy who cracked corn and didn't care and St Jimmy the same person?
No. One of them has to do with African American slaves and the other has to do with Green Day. i forget which one is which though. O.o
16) Are you still answering this stupid survey?
Of course not! What does it look like i'm doing?! Answering a survey?
17) Would you trust me with your life?
Yes
19) Where'd question 18 go?
I don't know... but I probably don't want to know... do I?
20) And why does my wrist hurt so bloody much!? And then Alden called you! And you came online, and you started talking, and Alden made you and her Sims and the sims made out and I got you to admit that you loved eachother and you proposed to Alden and you got married and you both lived Happily ever after. *Sobs* Such a sweet story...
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Post by Dagglur on Jan 5, 2006 7:03:50 GMT -5
1) If an asteroid was flying towards earth and there was no escape and you knew you were going to die, what colour would you paint your room?
Bright pink with purple polka dots. That should take enough time.
2) Are they called Post-it Notes or Stick 'ems?
Um... Post-it Notes, as far as I can recall. It's all a little.... Shaky.
3) If you could automatically become fluent in one obscure African language, which one would you pick?
If it was me, I suppose I would pick whichever one's being spoken by the least Africans, because of my lack of desire to communicate.
4) CHICKLETS OR TIC TACS!?
Tic Tacs. Baby. Oh yeah.
5) Why does my wrist hurt?
I can't tell from here... But I imagine it's from sleeping with your head in your hand.
6) How old are you not?
I'm definitely not 16.
7) Is it really a happy new year?
As happy as new years can be. Since all we're celebrating is a change of numbers, I couldn't say I'm ECSTATIC... But there's some jollity there.
8) Did you have a good old year?
Heck yeah.
9) If we were to hold a cereal-a-thon contest to go for the world record of most cereal eaten in a 24 hour period, who of us would win?
You. I'm a loser. In everything.
10) Would you ever consider having an online relationship?
Obviously. We're all talking online, and we're talking to each other, so methinks that's enough of a "relationship". As for romantic, no, because... Of too many reasons.
11) Would you rather be a cryptozoologist or a dentist?
Cryptozoologist. I'd rather do whatever they do than have my hands in someone else's mouth.
12) Will Cyp become the first ever Moogleologist?
I doubt it. But possibly... It's too early to tell...
13) No, really, why does my wrist hurt?
You've been backhanding your wife. Umm...
14) Pirates or ninjas?
Arrr.
15) Is the Jimmy who cracked corn and didn't care and St Jimmy the same person?
It's a common misconception. The Jimmy who cracked corn was actually mistranslated; Jimmy was actually on crack, and liked to eat corn. While St. Jimmy saved a lot of children from terrible starvation. Probably. Drawing from my completely empty knowledge of saints.
16) Are you still answering this stupid survey?
Yeah, but semi-consciously.
17) Would you trust me with your life?
I wouldn't trust anyone on this earth with my life. I've known too many people.
19) Where'd question 18 go?
Up your... Um... Nose.
20) And why does my wrist hurt so bloody much!?
Stop typing. Stop now. You'll kill yourself.
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Post by Punkablood on Jan 5, 2006 17:14:50 GMT -5
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*kicks Shady*
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Post by Ffasma Doomsday on Jan 7, 2006 17:39:14 GMT -5
*Kicks Punka* Don't kick my Presh... Foolio... ;D ;D ;D
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Tacks
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Post by Tacks on Jan 9, 2006 0:27:24 GMT -5
1) If an asteroid was flying towards earth and there was no escape and you knew you were going to die, what colour would you paint your room? Do you really think I'd waste the last minutes of my life re-painting my room? HECK NO! I'd flop down on the couch and try to finish up Final Fantasy 9 and 8... Ahh, what a noble death... 2) Are they called Post-it Notes or Stick 'ems? Posties or Stickies, depending on my mood. 3) If you could automatically become fluent in one obscure African language, which one would you pick? Nuba 4) CHICKLETS OR TIC TACS!? Tic Tac 5) Why does my wrist hurt? Because the voices in your head want it to hurt. Yes... They wants it to... 6) How old are you not? I'm not 2,409,508,299,845,309,209,042,509,852,985,429,082,895,278 that's for bloody sure... 7) Is it really a happy new year? Sure. Why not. Happy, happy, happy. 8) Did you have a good old year? I'd say about 50/100 9) If we were to hold a cereal-a-thon contest to go for the world record of most cereal eaten in a 24 hour period, who of us would win? Saddly enough, me. 10) Would you ever consider having an online relationship? Yeah, probably. 11) Would you rather be a cryptozoologist or a dentist? Neither. I'm gonna be one of those guys who wears a old t-shirt and jeans and sits on a corner in a city with a cardboard sign that says "will play video games 4 food" 12) Will Cyp become the first ever Moogleologist? No. She'll be the second. I'll be the first. I'm a much bigger athuority on Moogles than her. Cause, well, MOOGLES ARE L337, NOOB! 13) No, really, why does my wrist hurt? I already told you... The voices in your head, mate... The voices in your head... 14) Pirates or ninjas? EVIL SPACE PIRATE NINJAS! 15) Is the Jimmy who cracked corn and didn't care and St Jimmy the same person? No. Just... No. 16) Are you still answering this stupid survey? See above answer. 17) Would you trust me with your life? Uhhh... Sure... Why not... 19) Where'd question 18 go? Right here! 18) Wasn't this question not here before? Obviously not, since it's there now. 20) And why does my wrist hurt so bloody much!? THE VOICES! The voices are calling you, fall into their temptation...
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Post by Ffasma Doomsday on Jan 9, 2006 17:14:19 GMT -5
m00g135 4r3 1337 n00b!!11!!one!!11!!thirtybillion11!!1!! But do you know of the Sassy-Ass Moogle? DON'T THINK SO! OH! PWN4G3!11!!1!1!!one! ^____^
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Post by Typhoon on Jan 9, 2006 19:11:03 GMT -5
What?
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Post by Finbar Bellamy on Jan 9, 2006 23:47:49 GMT -5
I would take this survey if I knew you guys well enough. But I don't. Sooo...I won't.
Just so you know, I'm planning to join this site soon as a different character, but right now I'm kinda busy with all this raiding business plus schoolwork. You know how it is.
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Tacks
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Post by Tacks on Jan 10, 2006 0:04:52 GMT -5
m00g135 4r3 1337 n00b!!11!!one!!11!!thirtybillion11!!1!! But do you know of the Sassy-Ass Moogle? DON'T THINK SO! OH! PWN4G3!11!!1!1!!one! ^____^ Nu unh u r teh pwnd 4nd i 4m teh l337 kuz u 5uk hahahahahahahaha u r 4 n00b hahahahahahahaha mi m00g13 iz b337r 74n ur m00g13 hahahaha!!!11!!!!! n00b!!!1!!!!111!!!! Eh, so we're equaly knowledgable on the subject. Truce, then? (Translated to L33tspeak) 3h 50 w3r3 3kw41133 n013d4b13 0n teh 5ubj3k7 7ru5 7h3n???!?!?!
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Post by Typhoon on Jan 10, 2006 6:09:32 GMT -5
What the...?
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Unwythe
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"I shall never fall to vermin as long as I breathe!!" -Unwythe
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Post by Unwythe on Jan 10, 2006 7:06:23 GMT -5
i used to know how to speak that but...
1) If an asteroid was flying towards earth and there was no escape and you knew you were going to die, what colour would you paint your room?
Bright Chrome...cause i think that'd be cool
2) Are they called Post-it Notes or Stick 'ems? neither i call them "STICKY NOTES"
3) If you could automatically become fluent in one obscure African language, which one would you pick?
the one with the accent...
4) CHICKLETS OR TIC TACS!?
chicklets!
5) Why does my wrist hurt?
growing pains?
6) How old are you not?
uuuh.... .011 years i am certainly NOT
7) Is it really a happy new year? Not for me it isn't
8) Did you have a good old year? *sniff* 'twas 'orrible matey!!
9) If we were to hold a cereal-a-thon contest to go for the world record of most cereal eaten in a 24 hour period, who of us would win?
definetly not me, i dont eat cereal
10) Would you ever consider having an online relationship?
Nope, my girlfriend would literally kill me(she's a black belt in Tae Kwon Doe) if i was to be dating another girl PERIOD
11) Would you rather be a cryptozoologist or a dentist?
Neither i want to be a Performance Automotive Technician
12) Will Cyp become the first ever Moogleologist?
If they want it bad enough!
13) No, really, why does my wrist hurt?
Maybe your typing too much on this survey, or maybe your writing too much at school..
14) Pirates or ninjas?
Dunno...Ninja's weren't all that gifted of assassins so Pirates(not only that but pirates sound more redwallish
15) Is the Jimmy who cracked corn and didn't care and St Jimmy the same person?
Nope, do you really think a saint would crack corn?
16) Are you still answering this stupid survey?
Sadly yes...
17) Would you trust me with your life?
... would you trust me with yours?
19) Where'd question 18 go?
Maybe he didn't feel like coming in today and took a nice long vacation with my mind!
20) And why does my wrist hurt so bloody much!?
probably because a) your typing/writing too much b) you moved it the wrong way and gave yourself a stinger(pinched a nerve) it can happen you know...c) you slept on it wrong..
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Post by Ffasma Doomsday on Jan 10, 2006 19:18:35 GMT -5
y35 w3 4r3 73|-| 7ru7|-| r0f1 u 4r3 73|-| 51ICK!11!11!
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Post by Typhoon on Jan 11, 2006 8:23:17 GMT -5
Is there some kind of code book I can buy to translate what you're saying?
By the way, in case anyone has got the strange idea that Singaporean kids are like me, you couldn't be more wrong... Everyone else can probably speak like that... Everyone else likes rap, or pop... Anything but classical... Everyone else can speak on MSN for eons... etc. etc. etc...
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