Peanut Butter Survey Time

[Ffasma Doomsday]

H'ok time for Cyp's bootiful Survey with a capital S.

1. Which are better: goldfish that smile back or goldfish that DON'T smile back?

2. Is or is not the Sassy Ass Moogle the coolest Moogle EVER?

3. WHY in the name of All That Is Holy (Dirk) have they not built a funhouse made of bubblegum?

4. If you could live in a snowglobe, what would be your backround?

5. What didn't happen to question number five?

6. Will Cyp make drama?

7. Who is my Great and Powerful God?

8. Power to the people smiley or ;D Squeed Smiley? (Tough choice, I know)

9. If you had a magical baking power, what would it be?

10. Tree, marshmallows, giraffes ___ (fill in the blank)

11. That last question was no technically a question. Why is that?

12. c4n y0u 5p34k 1337?/?!1!?

13. What time is it?

14. What color are your eyes? Why?

15. What color is the middle toenail on your left foot? Why not?

16. If you had the chance, would you like to massacre the Pillsybury Doughboy?

17. Besides smileys, who actually uses the carrot (^) in a word document? Is it even possible? Use specific details to support your answer.

18. Quarters, dimes, or sharpies?

19. Is it possible to grin from ear to ear? How and why?

20. If for a vacation you could go to Africa and go on a Safari, what shape would your sammich be?

21. Why is 22 such a dumb number?

22. This number is not good enough to have a question. It's dumb.

23. SUPASWEET BIRTHDAY BASH HOLLAATCHABOYZ!11!!!

[Tacks]

1. Which are better: goldfish that smile back or goldfish that DON'T smile back?
teh Guldfiz taht zmile bak!

2. Is or is not the Sassy Ass Moogle the coolest Moogle EVER?
Teh Sassy Ass Moogle is 1337!

3. WHY in the name of All That Is Holy (Dirk) have they not built a funhouse made of bubblegum?
I'm gonna stop talking like that now. They did. I ate it. I sent out invitations to everyone, but no one showed up, so I ate it.

4. If you could live in a snowglobe, what would be your backround?
MOOGLES!

5. What didn't happen to question number five?
It didn't get ripped apart by a pack of crazed Moogles is what didn't happen to it.

6. Will Cyp make drama?
Yes. Drama. Moogle drama.

7. Who is my Great and Powerful God?
The Sassy Ass Moogle!

8. Power to the people smiley or Squeed Smiley? (Tough choice, I know)
Err... The Power to the Squeed Smiley!

9. If you had a magical baking power, what would it be?
The ability to not burn popcorn.

10. Tree, marshmallows, giraffes ___ (fill in the blank)
MOOGLES!

11. That last question was no technically a question. Why is that?
Because the Great Moogle of the Northen Moogle Dudes said so.

12. c4n y0u 5p34k 1337?/?!1!?
hahahahaha!!!!!1!11! 0f c0r53 i c4n 5p34k 13375p34k!!!!1111!!!!1!!!1! c4n u??/!!!/??

13. What time is it?
6:03 PM, Pacific Time

14. What color are your eyes? Why?
Green, and because that's what the voices in my head told me they were...

15. What color is the middle toenail on your left foot? Why not?
Toenail flavour. I mean color. Uhh. Lets just move on to the next question now...

16. If you had the chance, would you like to massacre the Pillsybury Doughboy?
Tee hee! Moogles! I mean... Uhh... Moving on now...

17. Besides smileys, who actually uses the carrot (^) in a word document? Is it even possible? Use specific details to support your answer.
Moogles use them. And yes, it is possible because Moogles can do anything.

18. Quarters, dimes, or sharpies?
Dabloons

19. Is it possible to grin from ear to ear? How and why?
Yes, and none of yer beeswax!

20. If for a vacation you could go to Africa and go on a Safari, what shape would your sammich be?
Octogon.

21. Why is 22 such a dumb number?
Because it's less than 42

22. This number is not good enough to have a question. It's dumb.
I agree entirely.

23. SUPASWEET BIRTHDAY BASH HOLLAATCHABOYZ!11!!!
w007!!!11!!11!!1!!!!! HAHAHA 7h475 1337 hahahahaha!!!1!!!11!!1

[Finbar Bellamy]

Wow, I just can't resist this Survey with a capital S. Even though I'm an Outsider with a capital O from Tatterack with a capital T.

1. Which are better: goldfish that smile back or goldfish that DON'T smile back?
Not smiling, so I don't feel guilty when I eat them.

2. Is or is not the Sassy Ass Moogle the coolest Moogle EVER?
Only Moogle I've ever heard of, so...

3. WHY in the name of All That Is Holy (Dirk) have they not built a funhouse made of bubblegum?
That's already been chewed on? Er, maybe because the hygenie inspectors shut them down.

4. If you could live in a snowglobe, what would be your backround?
I would go insane inside a snowglobe, so I guess an asylum.

5. What didn't happen to question number five?
It didn't meet me.

6. Will Cyp make drama?
That can be interpreted in two ways. Will Cyp make drama as in will she make the drama club/team, or Will Cyp make drama as in will she make a dramatic situation for herself and/or others. From what I've seen of you, I'd say yes either way. But go check your Magic 8 ball to be very sure.

7. Who is my Great and Powerful God?
Uh. Dirk? I know I'm right, I just put the question mark for effect.

8. Power to the people smiley or Squeed Smiley? (Tough choice, I know)
Power to the people. Can't put it cause I'm lazy and I'm doing quick reply.

9. If you had a magical baking power, what would it be?
The ability to make cakes fly.

10. Tree, marshmallows, giraffes ___ (fill in the blank)
Why am I still answering this survey when I don't even know you?

11. That last question was no technically a question. Why is that?
The last answer was no technically an answer. Why is that?

12. c4n y0u 5p34k 1337?/?!1!?
|\|07 7h47 w311. I think I did something wrong in that sentence. But it's been a while since I've read a Megatokyo thing. That's my only exposure to the language.

13. What time is it?
Time for you to get a sundial.

14. What color are your eyes? Why?
They're brown, because I dyed them.

15. What color is the middle toenail on your left foot? Why not?
I don't have a middle toe. Why not not?

16. If you had the chance, would you like to massacre the Pillsybury Doughboy?
You can't massacre one person. That would be murdering. Massacre is a term applied to killing multiple people at once. And no, because he already goes through enough suffering as it is, getting tickled by random idiots all day just because he sells cookies and is a little tubby pop culture icon.

17. Besides smileys, who actually uses the carrot (^) in a word document? Is it even possible? Use specific details to support your answer.
I think that crrrwhooochhhhhhhshhhhhwohhoooo*static, transmission cut off*

18. Quarters, dimes, or sharpies?
Sharpies to write on sleeping people's faces.

19. Is it possible to grin from ear to ear? How and why?
Yes. When one experiences audial anitdisestablishment through the vocal foloxiary and reacts with a retental post-recollective reflex, it becomes variatransitionable to uncomplicterate through the left endoplasonic terinctus, thus enabling the progressive resitionality cycle. Because I said so.

20. If for a vacation you could go to Africa and go on a Safari, what shape would your sammich be?
Red.

21. Why is 22 such a dumb number?
Because it's not 21.

22. This number is not good enough to have a question. It's dumb.
Incorrect.

23. SUPASWEET BIRTHDAY BASH HOLLAATCHABOYZ!11!!!
You can go there if you please
Wild honey
If you go there go with me
Wild honey...

[Punak]

1. Which are better: goldfish that smile back or goldfish that DON'T smile back? The goldfish Torie paints black with sharpie, eats anyway, and later vomits.

2. Is or is not the Sassy Ass Moogle the coolest Moogle EVER? Psht, of course it is, how dareth thee question the moofley powers of sassy ass ness!!!


3. WHY in the name of All That Is Holy (Dirk) have they not built a funhouse made of bubblegum? Because Dirk's name is only cool when i think up ridicuously gay cutesy nicknames for him
leduh.

4. If you could live in a snowglobe, what would be your backround? a flamingo in shades tangoing with a penguin in a santa hat.

5. What didn't happen to question number five? My dog ate my question 5.

6. Will Cyp make drama?Psht, of COURSE she will, she can think up random things like whoah, improv will be her deal.

7. Who is my Great and Powerful God? Silkypants.

8. Power to the people smiley or Squeed Smiley? (Tough choice, I know)squeed, all the way.

9. If you had a magical baking power, what would it be?

Dude, I do.

*QOM*

10. Tree, marshmallows, giraffes ___ (fill in the blank)
transvestite.

11. That last question was no technically a question. Why is that?cause it was a FIB oh, FIB fill in blank... lie...
muwhaha!

12. c4n y0u 5p34k 1337?/?!1!? 0f c0ur53 1 c4n!!!!!!111oneonelelvelewoeihhgiahtjhgsgsgiofmuffinieoashioha!!!111LoLZzZzZ!!1111

13. What time is it? 12.59

14. What color are your eyes? Why? Brown, because I'm italian, so BEAT THAT

15. What color is the middle toenail on your left foot? Why not?
it's fuscha, except it isn't because last time i paintedmy toenails I kicked someone too soon after I did it and they were wearing white pants.
16. If you had the chance, would you like to massacre the Pillsybury Doughboy? NO!!! TWINKIE!!!...

A guy
in my class
last year
Actually owns
and WEARS
a pillsbury doughboy SHIRT

17. Besides smileys, who actually uses the carrot (^) in a word document? Is it even possible? Use specific details to support your answer.
That costs extra.

18. Quarters, dimes, or sharpies?
sharpies, way more sniffable
you inhale coins and you choke
I used to put them in my mouth
I thought I was yoshi or something.
19. Is it possible to grin from ear to ear? How and why?
no, but it IS possible to grim from muffin to muffin, see, you get this really long made of teeth banner and one muffin takes one end and the other takes the nother and they run in opposite directions! and yeah.
20. If for a vacation you could go to Africa and go on a Safari, what shape would your sammich be?

21. Why is 22 such a dumb number?because it's not as cool as 24

22. This number is not good enough to have a question. It's dumb. it's cooler than 12.

23. SUPASWEET BIRTHDAY BASH HOLLAATCHABOYZ!11!!!
H3Ll5 y34h b1zZn0+cH!!!one!

[Dirk Thornclaw]

1. Which are better: goldfish that smile back or goldfish that DON'T smile back?
Ones that stick out their tongues atchu

2. Is or is not the Sassy Ass Moogle the coolest Moogle EVER?
Definitely is...I mean, who's cooler, the STUPID ASS MOOGLE? Psht....

3. WHY in the name of All That Is Holy (Dirk) have they not built a funhouse made of bubblegum?
I've TRIED to get my minions to, but then they always get distracted with competitions to see who can blow the biggest bubble.

4. If you could live in a snowglobe, what would be your background?
Finnish-Nigerian

5. What didn't happen to question number five?
It wasn't not answered by Dirkifer

6. Will Cyp make drama?
No, she will make moogle chicklets

7. Who is my Great and Powerful God?


8. Power to the people smiley or Squeed Smiley? (Tough choice, I know)
;D

9. If you had a magical baking power, what would it be?
Super duper yummy in my tummy quokka muffins

10. Tree, marshmallows, giraffes ___ (fill in the blank)
BALEFIRE

11. That last question was no technically a question. Why is that?
It didn't have an exclamation mark

12. c4n y0u 5p34k 1337?/?!1!?
Yes. But I will not lose my last shred of dignity by responding to this in 1337

13. What time is it?
It's...LUNCH TIME!!! ARRGH!!!

14. What color are your eyes? Why?
Black. All black. No other colours.

15. What color is the middle toenail on your left foot? Why not?
Black. All black. No other colours.

16. If you had the chance, would you like to massacre the Pillsybury Doughboy?
Hmmm. No. I won't hurt my cousin.

17. Besides smileys, who actually uses the carrot (^) in a word document? Is it even possible? Use specific details to support your answer.
Uhhh DUHHHH

Huhuhuhuh

18. Quarters, dimes, or sharpies?
None of the above. Shinies

19. Is it possible to grin from ear to ear? How and why?
Maybe stick men can. With sharpies. C'mon, it makes sense. In a twisted sort of way.

20. If for a vacation you could go to Africa and go on a Safari, what shape would your sammich be?
I'm surprised Alden didn't answer the survey saying I need a sammich.

21. Why is 22 such a dumb number?
Because YO MOMMA

22. This number is not good enough to have a question. It's dumb.
Well so is YO MOMMA

23. SUPASWEET BIRTHDAY BASH HOLLAATCHABOYZ!11!!!
...moo?

[Ffasma Doomsday]

I approve of your answers Dirk.
GO TELL PEOPLE TO ANSWER MY SURVEY
Or I'll be forced to make another thread...
Huhuhuhurrr...

[Flameclaw]

1. Which are better: goldfish that smile back or goldfish that DON'T smile back?
Goldfish that swell then burst, filleting themselves in the process... Very easy to cook and eat

2. Is or is not the Sassy Ass Moogle the coolest Moogle EVER?

*Admits* I have never heard of moogles *Kneels and calmly awaits death*

3. WHY in the name of All That Is Holy (Dirk) have they not built a funhouse made of bubblegum?
Because, y'know the really fat men who's belly shakes with every step? They helped make it and the massive amount of gum that they accidentally swallowed while chewing and blowing bubbles has stuck in their stomach and caused such an unfortunate deformity. People knew that the insurance would be ridiculously expencive that they packaged the bubblegum and sold it instead.

4. If you could live in a snowglobe, what would be your backround?
My house. With computer inside. And internet connection.

5. What didn't happen to question number five?
As far as I can see, I didn't attack it and stab it to death with a rusty piece of fencing wire

6. Will Cyp make drama?
I'm not sure, but I am sure that she'll make another time filling and rather random survey.

7. Who is my Great and Powerful God?
Something that I would have no idea about and wouldn't understand.

8. Power to the people smiley or Squeed Smiley? (Tough choice, I know)
;D

9. If you had a magical baking power, what would it be?
Now that's hard.... I can't just make up something random for this... I would like the ability to make Chicklets and thereby eat them and know what they are!

10. Tree, marshmallows, giraffes ___ (fill in the blank)
Dead Dirkies... HE TOOK MY ANSWER!!!!!

11. That last question was not technically a question. Why is that?
Dirk, it's a question mark.... Exclamation marks aren't bendy! See?

12. c4n y0u 5p34k 1337?/?!1!?
I can understand it sometimes.. I have no idea waht 1337 means.. 1 is I? 3 is E? 7 is t?

13. What time is it?
My bed time and time for me to kill Dirk if he has beat me to any REALLY cool answers again!

14. What color are your eyes? Why?
Tan, blue and green all mixed in together. Why? I'm unique!!

15. What color is the middle toenail on your left foot? Why not?
None. I might answer the question if it was spelled like I'd spell it... I'm an aussie... it's Colour, not color

16. If you had the chance, would you like to massacre the Pillsybury Doughboy?
I like to know who I'm killing before I masacre them... though I won't get to massacre Dirk

17. Besides smileys, who actually uses the carrot (^) in a word document? Is it even possible? Use specific details to support your answer.
It's impossible to do it in english, although in other languages that I don't have on this comp (I had some random ones on my old one), I could use things like ~ or ' to modify a letter.

18. Quarters, dimes, or sharpies?
None... MONEY AND LOTS OF IT!!!!

19. Is it possible to grin from ear to ear? How and why?
If someone has tried to hack your lower jaw off, it can be acheived, although few people survive such an operation.

20. If for a vacation you could go to Africa and go on a Safari, what shape would your sammich be?
Probably square, either that or a random shape with two paralel sides that are different lengths at right angles to a longer base, the fourth side being completely different to any others in the shape.

21. Why is 22 such a dumb number?
Probably nothing really awesome like being allowed to get your Ls or being allowed to get drunk or smoke happens on that birthday

22. This number is not good enough to have a question. It's dumb.
I agree totally... though it's better than the next...

23. SUPASWEET BIRTHDAY BASH HOLLAATCHABOYZ!11!!!
*Runs and hides until someone prevents that randomness from infecting him and starts the slow deteriation of the brain that almost always ensues.*

[Legolas Greenleaf]

. Which are better: goldfish that smile back or goldfish that DON'T smile back? Goldfish that smile back, of course, because then you feel like you are eating something alive.. muaha.

2. Is or is not the Sassy Ass Moogle the coolest Moogle EVER? Dude! tootoly wootly awesome!

3. WHY in the name of All That Is Holy (Dirk) have they not built a funhouse made of bubblegum? Yeah? Why not? Bubble gum roxs!

4. If you could live in a snowglobe, what would be your backround?A tropical island! Hey, who says a tropical island can't be in a snowglobe?

5. What didn't happen to question number five?It didn't get eaten by me. It sure is lucky.

6. Will Cyp make drama? Duh. Cyp always makes drama.

7. Who is my Great and Powerful God? Yours? Probably Chiklets or Cheese.

8. Power to the people smiley or Squeed Smiley? (Tough choice, I know) I don't even know what they are... so sue me.

9. If you had a magical baking power, what would it be? Baking power? Who needs baking power? I have EVERYTHING power!

10. Tree, marshmallows, giraffes ___ (fill in the blank) Snozwangles!

11. That last question was no technically a question. Why is that? Who says it's not? I think it is.

12. c4n y0u 5p34k 1337?/?!1!? Um, no. Duh. But I can speak Elvish, thank you very much.

13. What time is it? All the time is MY time!

14. What color are your eyes? Why? They are brown. They are brown because of those dumb genes. Stupid genes.

15. What color is the middle toenail on your left foot? Why not? It's purple. Duh. The best color in the world.

16. If you had the chance, would you like to massacre the Pillsybury Doughboy? Boo ya! I'd bake him into a nice tasty muffin and EAT him!

17. Besides smileys, who actually uses the carrot (^) in a word document? Is it even possible? Use specific details to support your answer. You want specific details? Go find them yourself. I have not the time for these mortals.

18. Quarters, dimes, or sharpies? World domonation.

19. Is it possible to grin from ear to ear? How and why? Not unless you are Arnold Schwartsnigger.

20. If for a vacation you could go to Africa and go on a Safari, what shape would your sammich be? I wouldn't have one. They are dumb.

21. Why is 22 such a dumb number? Because I decreed it be so.

22. This number is not good enough to have a question. It's dumb. It is even dumber than 22. I decreed this to be so also.